Culture Vulture. Eloise Anstiss
your hair looks sexy pushed back

// Carousel//

This is the first musical I ever saw, I used to watch it at my grandparents every week and my Nan always used to say I was her little girl, pink and white.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9DjSQ25iD0

take your protein pills and put your helmet on…

take your protein pills and put your helmet on…

// romantic story about an armchair//

My boyfriend and I went shopping for furniture for his flat and I said I liked the spinning armchair so he bought the spinning armchair and now I’m just spinning around on this armchair thinking about how great my boyfriend is.

// Dear Claudia,//

we’re nearly halfway through 2013 and I have to say it is shaping up to be the best year I’ve had in a very, very long time.

2013 is appletinis and cordial Grimsey.
2013 is the cashpoint outside O’Neills.
2013 is the naked palette.
2013 is handkerchiefs in Revs.
2013 is getting my tits out in a police cell.
2013 is squeezing into the cubicle.
2013 is conference pears.
2013 is tweets from Cineworld.
2013 is leaving your phone number under your empty glass.
2013 is not being able to stay mad at you.
2013 is F&Bs.
2013 is Glen Coco, Jean Val Jean and Princess Sophia.

2013 is the year everything seemed to start getting better for me, and I think you’re my lucky charm.

Love,
Eloise

She tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is like after the candle is blown out, for she couldn’t remember ever having seen such a thing.
Rosie, my lovely pussycat.

Rosie, my lovely pussycat.

put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there

put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there

I’m not ashamed to say I had to put five sugar lumps in my Turkish tea before it was drinkable…

I’m not ashamed to say I had to put five sugar lumps in my Turkish tea before it was drinkable…

New Years Day 2013 - woke up with Rosie sat on my chest.

New Years Day 2013 - woke up with Rosie sat on my chest.

Bubba Gump Shrimp, NY.

Ridiculously delicious seafood.

that's the way it goes,
but don't forget,

it goes the other
way too.